My blog sent me an e-mail last week, telling me it felt ignored and under-appreciated. I tried to be logical, but you know how that goes sometimes...
BLOG: You know...you could take a moment and focus on me, couldn't you?
ME: Aw, c'mon babe...it's not like that...you know I love you. Work has really got me stressed and-
BLOG: Those are just words...when was the last time we went out to dinner? Why don't we see our friends anymore?
ME: Well, Ted & his wife are busy with the baby, and-
BLOG: THAT'S JUST ANOTHER DAMNED EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF THE TRUTH!!!
ME: Huh? Now, look here..I'm jus-
BLOG: ADMIT IT!!! IT'S 'CAUSE MY MOM BROUGHT THAT PLAID BEDSPREAD OVER AND I INSISTED ON USING IT!!! YOU NEVER LIKED MY BEDSPREAD!!!
ME: Wha? Now, baby-
BLOG: DON'T YOU 'BABY' ME, YOU BASTARD!!!
...needless to say...we've got some issues to work through.
Look for a blog with real content soon.
...and 'thank-you' for your support...
-jimi
1 comment:
I love that you can at least acknowledge that we have a problem.
Maybe we can work on getting you to work on your obvious commitment fears some time in the near future.
Here's a pillow and blanket for the couch.
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